Signs

I could consider going to this church

Exit only is my motto

I guess I won't waste my energy when I end up in hell, I'll just stand there

Very cool

Whoever put "We love children" has really bad judgment.  The Catholic church isn't done with their century or more of loving children.  I won't go to this church.  I especially wouldn't take a child here! 

Male prostitutes do exist in Port Charlotte.  Proudly advertised on the front lawn.